MUST SEE !!! LADY GAGA`S BIRTHDAY OUTFIT IS SOMETHING ELSE

I just... it's like... I'm all... I don't know. I wonder if Lady Gaga — happy 28th, btw!! — ever gets tired of being SO TOTALLY IN YOUR FACE? Maybe her next form of rebellion will just be wearing skinny jeans and a simple cardigan and going to see the 4:30pm showing of the new Muppets movie at the Glendale galleria? Like, I just want to see her in a pair of black slacks and a pullover while driving her sensible sedan through downtown Omaha. I'd like to put her in a bridesmaids dress from David's Bridal and take her to a wedding in Jersey. Or dress her in an old 5K t-shirt and velour sweatpants and go eat at an Applebees in Poughkeepsie. That shit would be truly truly truly outrageous.
But also: Thanks for keeping shit interesting(-ish), Gaga. I know you are trying SO HARD, and girl, I appreciate you. I see you.More pictures after the cut.......