16. Harry Lyme (Home Alone)He is just a bad person.Continue.....
15. Harry Styles 15. Harry Styles
#TeamZayn forever and always.
14. Harry Connick, Jr.
13. Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber)
A guy who'll spend his life savings turning his van into a dog is ... dumb.
12. Harry S. Truman
The whole atomic bomb thing is a real deal-breaker, let's be honest.
11. Harry Louis
Context: a Brazilian gay porn star who used to date fashion designer Marc Jacobs. That says it all, right?
10. Harry Osborn (Spider-Man)
Yay to James Franco (and to Dane DeHaan); nay to supervillains.
9. Harry Goldenblatt (Sex and the City)
Wikipedia helpfully lists all Goldenblatt's flaws: "he was bald, pudgy, messy, sweaty, crude, had poor manners, and had an excess of body hair." But he gave Kristin Davis' character Charlotte the best sex of her life, so there's that.
8. Harry Melling (of the Harry Potter franchise)
It's Dudley Dursley! And look, he's probably really nice and polite and British in real life. He's also really quite skinny now (and has a lot of chest hair going on).
7. And speaking of, Harry Potter himself
Ask Harry how he felt about making only #7 in this list and he'd tell you:
Which is precisely the problem: He grew up to be mean. Sure, there was a
lot going on in the wizarding world, but let's cut the teen angst
bullshit, Harry.6. Harry Reid
5. Harry Crane (Mad Men)
He's this close to the top for the horn-rimmed glasses alone. (Okay, and for his penchant for bow ties.) That he'll grow up to be the guy from Up! is a bonus:
4. Harry Clearwater (Twilight)
He makes really good fish fry, apparently. But then he died :(
3. Harry Lloyd (Game of Thrones)
Sure, Viserys was a bit of a dick but we've all felt entitled and acted out at times. I mean, he can't really have done a worse job than Joffrey.
p.s. this is what Harry Lloyd looks like without the obvious wig.
2. Harry Shum, Jr.
Because this:
1. Prince Harry
He might not be first in line for the British throne, but he gets the #1 spot here. He's ROYALTY. Hot royalty.
No comments:
Post a Comment